exactly why we don’t have these haha kevinslapsthebass would put all kinds of dumb messages for me to see later
Dee Dee Ramone and a Valentine
jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.
Or if you say “everything we have for this item is out” and they say “can you just check and be sure?”
I’m the fucking stock girl, I have the back memorized better than the back of my hand. If I say it ain’t there, it ain’t fucking there.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
Disneyland entrance sign, 1965